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"I’m a woman who doesn’t care about ‘sexist’ jokes."
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because I know how to take a fucking joke. (via ctrlgeek)

I’LL AGREE WITH THIS PIECE OF TRASH WHEN THERE ARE AN EQUAL NUMBER OF “DUMB BOY” JOKES TO “DUMB BLONDE” JOKES, WHEN SOME MALE SURVIVOR’S NAME IS AS LIKELY TO BE A FUCKING PUNCHLINE AS HELEN KELLER AND ANNE FRANK BECAUSE THOSE ARE TWO BITCHIN’ LADIES WHO ARE NOW BASICALLY JUST “THE WINNING CARD” IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY, WHEN VICTIMS ARE ACTUALLY RESPECTED INSTEAD OF INSULTED SO EVERYONE IN THE ROOM CAN HAVE A LITTLE CHUCKLE FUCK YOU FUCK THIS

I GOT A GREAT FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR AND IF YOU SAY “HEY RAQUEL ARE YOU TRASH” I’LL LAUGH WITH YOU BUT DON’T YOU FUCKING TRY THIS “I’M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS WITH THEIR LACK OF HUMOR TEE HEE I GET THE JOKES DUDEBROS MAKE” YOU’RE LITERALLY SAYING TO THEM “I’M WILLING TO DISASSOCIATE FROM THE REST OF MY LADYFRIENDS FOR YOUR APPROVAL” YOU ARE LITERALLY SAYING “I KNOW IT MAKES OTHER PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE TO HEAR THESE JOKES BUT I WILL LET THAT DISCOMFORT CONTINUE BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR”

HEY FUCK YOU GUESS WHAT HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR AND BEING RESPECTFUL CAN ACTUALLY GO HAND IN HAND AND SAYING “lol like nawww haha you disrespecting me and teaching those around you to disrespect me — i’m cool with that because i fear your disapproval more than the idea that i’m letting cruelty continue” IS NOT BEING “COOL” YOU SOUND LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOLER literally stop this post is achingly embarrassing to read get this shit off my dash go make yourself some goddamn ice cream and stop worrying about whether or not sweaty boys know you’re good-natured start worrying about when game of thrones comes back i mean seriously

(via inkskinned)

"I know you’re not here, I can see it in your eyes when we talk. Where ever you are, come back soon."
-Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via loveless-people)